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The team opted for the second bottle first, putting the vottle in a lithotomy position the "put your feet in the stirrups The medical team was successful, and after a short examination, they found that the patient had no major tears. The actual wording of the report states "as patient was habitual pervert, no major anal bottle were noticed. Finally, the doctor referred the man to Psychiatry for some counseling to prevent any future incidences.
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